"Because It's There"
It's September 27, 1983. I'm a high school sophomore and I'm still tuning in to ABC on Tuesdays out of inertia and what's left of my loyalty. Laverne & Shirley is gone and Happy Days has been shuffled to 8:30. ( Just Our Luck, about a modern genie, is on at 8:00.) Three's Company is starting its eighth season at 9:00. I don't remember what I felt that night specifically, if I noticed how they showed younger and current Joanie and Chachi in the opening credits, how poor Anson Williams got shuffled to just before Ted McGinley. I do know that I have absolutely no memories of this episode. (Although I do recall rolling my eyes later in the season when they tried to tell me J & C would've been Kinks fans.) Anyway, this is a C-, because I just don't care about Fonzie trying another pointless stunt. Notes: It's allegedly been twenty years since Fonzie's mother abandoned him, but maybe he's rounding that off. Harris Kal and Kevin Rod...